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Warning: I wrote this blog in 2008. That is a long time ago, especially on the internet. My opinions may have changed since then. Technological progress may have made this information completely obsolete. Proceed with caution.

While looking for information on yesterday’s lunar eclipse, I found NASA’s solar eclipse website which has maps of every solar eclipse from 2000 BC to 3000 AD in 20-year blocks. I took a look through these, it seems like I only get three chances to see a solar eclipse in my lifetime, assuming: 1) I live in this general area of the planet my whole life; 2) I don’t want to travel more than 5-6 hours to see one; and 3) I live to be at least 96 years old.

The first opportunity has already passed by: a partial solar eclipse on May 30, 1984 which passed right over my hometown. I don’t remember it; I guess I was too two to care.¹

However, on Monday, August 21, 2017, a total solar eclipse will pass by very close to where I currently live. I’m thinking on that day I’ll take the day off work and head out to somewhere in the western North Carolina mountains to see the eclipse. If anyone wants to join me then go ahead and mark your calendar.

The third opportunity for me to see an eclipse will be May 11, 2078. I will be 96.5 years old then, so I’m not sure if I’ll still care (assuming, of course, that I’m still alive, which is statistically improbable).

One last thing that I couldn’t think of a way to segue into: there is an interesting story about how Christopher Columbus used a lunar eclipse to save his life. Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Warning: I wrote this blog in 2007. That is a long time ago, especially on the internet. My opinions may have changed since then. Technological progress may have made this information completely obsolete. Proceed with caution.

Since I haven’t posted anything this week, I figured I’d share something annoying I discovered in Java: you can’t assume that you can put an object of type T into a T array (unless you happen to know that T is declared as a final class).

Take for example this code, which tries to put an Integer (which is an Object) into an array of Objects:

public static void main(String[] args)
{
  Object[] objects = new String[2];
  objects[0] = "ABC";
  objects[1] = new Integer(5);
}

This code compiles with no problem but when run it gives a runtime error on the objects[1]= line. But if the array were declared as new Object[2]; it would run with no complaints.

The problem is that you’re allowed to cast an array of type T to an array of a super-type of T, but you don’t really have an array of the super-type. I imagine they decided to allow this because of the usefulness of casting arrays to super-types for reading the data. But it opens up a whole new set of bugs that most of the time you wouldn’t even think to check for (especially if the array is declared in someone else’s code).

Apparently C# has controversially included the same feature.

Warning: I wrote this blog in 2007. That is a long time ago, especially on the internet. My opinions may have changed since then. Technological progress may have made this information completely obsolete. Proceed with caution.

Though it may not be recognized by the American Medical Association (yet!), frigidamanus supermus is a serious medical affliction which is estimated to affect over two hundred thousand Americans every year. It is common among individuals who spend much of their time operating computers; particularly vulnerable are employees at workplaces that maintain a low temperature due to an abundance of heat-generating computer hardware.

Deriving from the Latin for “cold hand above mouse,” the condition is marked by a significant temperature gradient between the hand which operates the mouse (typically the right hand) and the other hand, with the mouse-operating hand being colder. This is caused by the tendency of the computer operator to use the mouse more frequently than the keyboard, while keeping the other hand close to the warmth of the face and/or abdomen.

The outlook is grim: a staggering 98 percent of FS sufferers will survive for no more than 85 years after symptoms are first experienced.

Warning: I wrote this blog in 2007. That is a long time ago, especially on the internet. My opinions may have changed since then. Technological progress may have made this information completely obsolete. Proceed with caution.

Something I learned today: overloaded method resolution in Java is done at compile-time, not runtime. Warning: if you have no idea what half the words in that sentence meant, then you probably don’t care about the rest of this post.

Let’s say Alice (who is in tons of hacking books for some reason) wrote this code:

public class Alice
{
  public static long roundToNearestFive(long n)
  {
    return Math.round(n / 5.0) * 5L;
  }
}

And let’s say Bob (who totally has a thing for Alice even though she says they are just friends) wrote this code:

public class Bob
{
  public static void main(String[] args)
  {
    System.out.println(Alice.roundToNearestFive(12.7);
  }
}

When Bob runs his code it will print 10, since 12.7 will be silently converted to an integer (12) to be passed into roundToNearestFive(), and 12 is closer to 10 than to 15. Bob could call roundToNearestFive( Math.round(12.7)) to fix this, but that is annoying because now he has to first round his floating-point numbers before passing them into a rounding function. So Bob asks Alice to provide a fix, and she adds a version of the function which takes a floating-point number:

public class Alice
{
  public static long roundToNearestFive(long n)
  {
    return Math.round(n / 5.0) * 5L;
  }
  public static long roundToNearestFive(double d)
  {
    return Math.round(d / 5.0) * 5L;
  }
}

She sends a new .jar file to Bob with the change, and he runs his code again, expecting it to now output 15. But it still prints 10.

The problem is that when Bob compiled his code, there was no roundToNearestFive(double) function available. So the compiler generated bytecode that looked something like Parent.roundToNearestFive( (long)12.7). So even when he runs with Alice’s new code in place, the bytecode is still forced to call the integer version of the function. The only solution for Bob is to recompile his code against the new .jar file sent from Alice.

For further reference, here is the spec for binary compatibility in Java. And here is more information about Alice and Bob.